it’s-all-your-fault-jam-filled-cookies

as previously posted, i’ve got a lot of time to kill. life is a seemingly endless array of distractions – the more of a pain in the ass a cookie is to make, the more likely i am to bake it. back in the 1960’s i can only assume that cans of shortening were cheap […]

lemony snicket: slippery slope lemon cranberry oatmeal drops

i really hate people and i also really hate snow. so when it snows and i am avoiding the outside world, i bake. and bitch about people to my cats. they hate the snow too – almost as much as i do with the exception that i don’t have any urge to go outside to […]

there are only 10 types of people in the world – binary lemon-cranberry shortbread

i’ve never owned a food processor. end of story. i don’t know why a person would purchase a device with such a negative name. there is already enough god damned processed food in the world. why add to it? the first time i tried making shortbread it was a bit of a disappointing venture. one, […]

santa spelled another way is “satan” – damn the hollowdays jam filled shortbread cookies

i hate this freaking time of the year and i know i’m not alone. this season even more folks join my circle – unfortunately for them. mass media relentlessly reminds us of how abnormal we are, those of us who don’t or can’t buy (key word is “buy”) into the holiday cheer. it’s hard to […]

i plead da fif strawberry oatmeal bars

i keep posting damned mexican recipes but since it got cold outside (no comments on global warming) – the kitchen needed heating so baking is in order. i done stoled this recipe from somewhere online and of course, i “fixed” it. if you need references stop by my deep freeze – these bars never stay […]